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Looking
for the hits you missed? Try
Recent
Rick for tons o' fun.
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Kindly
observe how a gentleman responds when the thrill of
the chase proves nearly irresistible. It's a Vintage
Rick! (And we did say "nearly.")
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The
holidays are a time of giving -- but you don't want
to give offense. Pick your way through the swell daze
of Christmas with this Seasonal
Fave!
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Let's be frank (or Liza)
Sing a Song of Scandal
By Rick Horowitz
Start shredding
the news,
We're thieving today,
And you can be a part of it:
Don't talk, don't squawk.
We're turning
the screws,
We know how to play,
We understand the art of it:
Don't talk, don't squawk.
We're gonna make
up all the pretty stats --
Words are cheap,
We'll be the king of the shill,
People are sheep.
The money they
lose,
We're salting away,
Enjoy the horse-and-cart of it:
Don't talk, don't squawk.
If you can fake
with flair,
You'll be a billionaire,
It's up to you:
Don't talk, don't squawk.
Don't talk, don't
squawk...
We're gonna shake
up all the gritty stats --
Hide 'em deep,
We'll have our hand in the till,
Gold in our fist,
We'll never stop
While the cops are asleep.
Those middle-class
dues
We're not gonna pay,
We'll take the off-the-chart of it,
So don't you balk.
The stock's a
dime a share,
But honey, we don't care!
It's what we do:
Don't talk...don't squawk!!
Posted 1/29/02. Stay
in tune with the latest news right here at "Rick's" -- you'll get sharp
commentary that never goes flat!
 Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist, TV
commentator, writing coach and public speaker
©2002 Rick Horowitz. All rights reserved.
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