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Recent
Rick for tons o' fun.
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It
was nearly unimaginable back then: Israelis and Palestinians
shaking hands on the White House lawn. It's even harder
to imagine now. Remember September of '93 in this Vintage
Rick!
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Why
do they call it "traveling" if you're standing still?
And can't anyone do something about it? Get moving with
this Seasonal Fave!
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Sez who?
Power Couple, Power Couplets
By Rick Horowitz
Hillary Billary,
Media royalty,
Microphone
magnets
And Internet
meat,
Hillary
Billary
Found themselves
squabbling,
Hillary
boiled,
Then she
turned up the heat.
Hillary Billary,
One was
a president,
One a mere
senator
Hungry
for more,
Hillary
had to be
Tough on
security,
Any discrepancy
Just made
her sore.
Hillary Billary,
When you've
been president,
People
still listen,
And Bill
loved to talk.
Only one
problem:
He said
what he wanted,
Which sometimes
embarrassed
The Sen.
from N'Yawk.
Hillary Billary
Looked
at those cargo ships
Coming
from ev'rywhere
Into our
ports.
Let Dubai
manage things?
"No way!"
said Hillary.
"Why not?"
said Bill,
Which left
Hill out of sorts.
Hillary Billary,
Hill put
her foot down,
Read Bill
the riot act,
Told him
what gives:
"You don't
say anything
Till I
approve of it!"
Bill said
he'd check with her --
Chivalry
lives!
Hillary Billary,
Spokesmen
assuring us
Everything's
settled,
He's given
his vow,
No more
pronouncements
That leave
her there dangling,
He understands
That it's
her moment now.
Hillary Billary,
She's the
elected one,
She makes
decisions
And he
falls in line.
She says,
"It's my turn!"
And he
nods, "Of course, dear,"
He keeps
his mouth shut
And ev'rything's
fine.
Hillary Billary
--
Soap opera?
Comedy?
Ego? Ambition?
Banana
peel? Fate?
She still
believes
There's
a chance of controlling him --
Next she'll
be telling him
Who he
can date!
Posted 3/23/06. Tell
your friends -- they'll wax poetic over Rick's award-winning commentary!
 Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist, TV
commentator, writing coach and public speaker.
©2006 Rick Horowitz. All rights reserved.
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