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Heartburn in Hillaryland

By Rick Horowitz

[In a tiny room in Chappaqua...]

"You heard?"

"Of course we heard."

"Does she know?"

"Of course she knows."

"How'd she take it?"

"I don't know."

"You didn't tell her?"

"I didn't tell her."

"Who told her?"


"I don't think anyone told her."

"But she knows?"

"Of course she knows."

"How do you think she took it?"

"I think she was surprised."

"Surprised."

"She doesn't like to be surprised."

"Nobody likes to be surprised."

"Not like this."

"And Mister Man?"

"He doesn't like to be surprised either."

"Does he know?"

"Did the phone explode?"

"He knows."

"Of course he knows."

"Of course he knows."

"This wasn't supposed to happen."

"This wasn't part of the plan."

"She was supposed to blow everyone away."

"Didn't happen."

"So much for 'juggernaut.'"

"So much for 'inevitable.'"

"This wasn't supposed to happen."

"We still raised more than he did."

"Not good enough."

"Not good enough."

"She was supposed to blow everyone away."

"Go figure."

"Nobody even heard of him two years ago!"

"Unbelievable."

"A hundred thousand donors?"

"Go figure."

"Out of nowhere?!"

"Unbelievable."

"It's not fair."

"It's not fair."

"This is supposed to be her moment."

"Right."

"This is her nomination."

"Right."

"This is her..."

"Right."

"Right."

Posted 4/5/07. Get behind the headlines -- click to "Rick's"!


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