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Recent
Rick for tons o' fun.
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It
was nearly unimaginable back then: Israelis and Palestinians
shaking hands on the White House lawn. It's even harder
to imagine now. Remember September of '93 in this Vintage
Rick!
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Why
do they call it "traveling" if you're standing still?
And can't anyone do something about it? Get moving with
this Seasonal Fave!
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They're doing what?!
Both Sides Getting Ready to Rock?
By Rick Horowitz
TV on a Sunday
and my heart stood still,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran,
Tremors from the White House up to Capitol Hill,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Oooh, they're crazy kooks,
Oooh, they're talkin' nukes,
And...when I watched the screen,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Picked me up a paper and I read the top,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran,
Playin' with uranium, it's gotta stop,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Oooh, they're on the move,
Oooh, they've got their groove,
And...when I scoped the scene,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Knew what they were doin' when they crossed that line,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran,
Ev'rybody's throwin' up a warning sign,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Oooh, it's right out loud,
Oooh, a mushroom cloud,
Right...in the magazine,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Pentagon is frantic and we're actin' tough,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran,
What the devil happens if they call our bluff?
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Oooh, we're makin' threats,
Oooh, how weird it gets,
But...if the light turns green,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
"Mr. Ahmadinejad, you're in our sights,"
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran,
"Bunker-buster bombs'll put out all your lights,"
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Oooh, not one step more,
Oooh, it could be war,
Oh...where's the Thorazine?
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Escalatin' tensions make you hold your breath,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran,
Mini-misconceptions equal maxi-death,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran.
Oooh, if we attack,
Oooh, no turnin' back,
So...while we're caught between,
Iran-ran-ran-ran, Iran-ran-ran!
Posted 4/13/06. Get
lyrical with award-winning commentary from Rick Horowitz!
 Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist, TV
commentator, writing coach and public speaker.
©2006 Rick Horowitz. All rights reserved.
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