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You Can Check Out Any Time You Like, But...By Rick Horowitz
"Sen. Jeff Sessions, R-Ala., expressed impatience at Democrats who called for more legal rights for detainees. He said the newly constructed facility at Guantanamo was on 'a beautiful site' and 'would make a magnificent resort.'" From news accounts Cuba! Land of History, Land of Mystery. Here the warm Caribbean sun mixes with cooling tropical breezes in an island paradise most vacationers can only dream about. But now the beauty and enchantment of Cuba can be yours! See Cuba as the tourists never see it, while you gather memories that are sure to last a lifetime. Come to Club Gitmo. Club Gitmo -- the biggest and the best of Pentagon Properties' acclaimed network of leisure-time retreats. Nestled amidst acres of lush, emerald-green vegetation, and offering stunning crystal-blue seascapes, Club Gitmo is a destination like no other. A place to shed the cares of the outside world. A place to bring your senses alive as never before. The reviews are in, and they're unanimous: A few days at Club Gitmo and you'll be swaying right along with the palm trees! But why stay just a few days? Club Gitmo is made to order for the traveler with plenty of time on his hands. From the friendly and welcoming staff to the world-class cuisine to the non-stop schedule of activities, Club Gitmo is one resort you simply won't be able to leave! And that's fine with us. Your money's no good here. (Neither are your lawyers.) There's no need to carry a wallet, or even a phone. Tipping is strictly prohibited, so you'll never feel the pressure you feel at other resorts to keep coming up with a dollar for this, a dollar for that. At Club Gitmo, we don't want your dollars -- we want your sense! Are you the competitive type? Then try your luck with a few of the contests and games our licensed recreation facilitators have prepared for you. (20 Questions Gitmo Style will leave you breathless!) Into fitness? Our highly trained physical therapists will stretch your muscles in ways you never thought possible. Or just hang loose for an hour or two -- or ten. Your schedule is entirely up to you, except when it's not. And when the sun goes down? The fun goes on! That's right: Club Gitmo is designed for excitement 24/7. There's so much to do at all hours of the day and night, you may not want to close your eyes at all! And even if you want to, who says we'll let you? Or maybe you're the quiet sort, the kind of person who wants nothing more than to kick back and get away from it all. No problem. Just say the word and we'll get you so far away, you'll think you're the only guest in the place! And talk about being kicked back... Accommodations? Merely the finest of their kind anywhere. Would you prefer the simple yet fully equipped standard roomettes, featuring built-in video cameras and hot and cold running water? Or would you rather revel in the host of high-end amenities found in our new luxury compound, Los Cinder Blocks? It's tough to make a decision, we know. But don't torture yourself -- we'll do it for you! Wherever we put you, you're guaranteed to have an experience known only to a select few. Call it "The Cutting Edge of Comfort." Or simply call it one more part of "The Gitmo Difference." We value your company more than we can say. And as the days and years go by, we're sure you'll come to value ours -- if you know what's good for you. So why wait any longer? Call your travel professional today, or better yet, let us make all the arrangements! You never thought a resort could be like this. You're about to find out. Club Gitmo. We Know What's Good for You. Posted 6/16/05. Check
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Rick Horowitz
