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Californians Distressed
at Flynt Race for Governor

By Rick Horowitz

LOS ANGELES, Tomorrow Morning -- Hustler magazine publisher Larry Flynt's announcement here Monday that he intends to enter the contest for California governor has raised cries of dismay throughout the state, and widespread concern that the move will cause lasting damage to a venerable California institution.

"I don't see why he has to get all tangled up in politics," said Marcus Gorp, an architectural engineer from Tarzana. "They're just going to drag him down to their level."

Gorp's comments were echoed time and again in interviews conducted here and elsewhere, as the possible effect of Flynt's entry into the race began to sink in with Golden State voters.

"I've always had respect for him before," said Elise Ortiz, an independent stock analyst from Santa Monica. "But if he goes ahead and does this, I'll really have to see him in a terrible light."

Flynt, a millionaire many times over as publisher of Hustler, Barely Legal and other similarly racy magazines, suggested Monday that Californians "Vote for a Smut-Peddler Who Cares." But to Ortiz, Flynt's possible campaign slogan only highlights the problems she foresees.

"Up to now, he's been like one of the good guys, you know? But this is gonna totally ruin his reputation."

Similar concerns were expressed in Sacramento, where the capital's wide array of lobbyists and interest groups was still trying to assess the impact of Flynt's announcement on the already fractious recall struggle swirling around embattled governor Gray Davis.

"Regrettable -- that's the only word for it," said Phillip Bliss, governmental-affairs director of the Coalition for Plenty of Skin. "Here you had a guy who had devoted himself to filling a public need, and who was better at filling that need than anybody else out there. And now for him to suddenly go 'political' -- I don't even like saying the word -- it's like he's taking his good name and throwing it right into the Dumpster."

Others were even stronger in their comments.

"A total waste, that's what it is," said Ursula Liebkind, state co-chair of Smutters Against Drunk Driving. "He spends a lifetime building something he can be proud of, and then he [tosses] it all away on something like this. He's dead to me."

And from still others, there was as much confusion as anger.

"'Why?'" wondered Alan Steed, Flynt's longtime counsel and a senior partner at Faster, Harder, Faster & Harder. "I keep asking myself, 'Why?' I thought I knew the guy."

Speculation over Flynt's motives remained rampant not only in government and legal circles, but anywhere Flynt's vast influence has been felt. Few loyalists seemed willing to take the publisher at his word, to believe that his race for governor was motivated by the need to balance the state's deficit-plagued budget and improve its faltering schools.

"There's gotta be more to it than that," said a self-described "Larry junkie" standing outside the Porn Again Video Empornium in Berkeley. "When you've got everything going for you the way that dude did, why mess it up?" asked the man, who gave his name only as "Lyle."

Meanwhile, at least one expert in deviance was ready to support "Lyle's" theory -- there may have been "more to" Flynt's sudden political activity than merely a sense of civic duty.

"We see this kind of thing a lot," explained Dirk von Ziggler, founder of the California Institute for Truly Ludicrous Behavior."A person seemingly has unlimited success and acclaim in his chosen field -- in this case, smut -- yet still feels somehow illegitimate. Very often, this feeling creates a need to debase oneself, to walk on the dark side, if you will, if only to gain a certain 'street credibility.' For a man of Mr. Flynt's achievements, this feeling could have been literally overwhelming.

"And can you think of anything more debasing right now than California politics?"

Posted 8/5/03. Get stimulating commentary right here at "Rick's" twice every week!


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