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Everybody does it The Business of America is (Still) BusinessBy Rick Horowitz
IN THIS TIME OF GRIEF... A MESSAGE TO OUR CUSTOMERS The horrible events of September 11th have brought great sadness to all Americans. The cruel and senseless actions of terrorists have caused our nation unimaginable suffering, and this enormous loss is felt coast to coast, and by our many friends around the world. At Vinnie's Original Gentlemen's Clubs, we share these emotions. While we were able to keep our New York and Washington facilities operating even during the worst days of this crisis, we understand all too well that others were not so fortunate. And though we remained open for business, it was difficult for our employees to focus on their work with everything that was going on around them. Now, as our fellow citizens start to pick up the shattered pieces of their lives, what lessons have we learned? The events of recent weeks may have shaken our confidence -- but they have not dimmed our American spirit. We have watched with pride as thousands of brave professionals and volunteers toiled day after day to provide comfort to the needy. We have watched with gratitude as people reached into their hearts and their wallets to provide financial support to even more of the needy. And we've remembered what some great American must have said: There are needs, and there are needs. MAKING A DIFFERENCE Here at Vinnie's Original Gentlemen's Clubs, we stand ready to do our part. We have never taken out an ad like this before, but these are extraordinary times. And if every investment firm, insurance company, chamber of commerce, tourist board, car manufacturer and fast-food restaurant can pitch its services in the spirit of patriotism, so can we. We know better than any of them what it takes to restore America's vigor. To relieve the tension so many Americans have been feeling. To give us back our sense of hopefulness. GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! Our experienced professionals are here for you whenever you're ready, so stop by for a confidential counseling session with Amber Waves, or Hot Purrsuit, or even Osama bin Lapdance. The bombs will be bursting in air just the way they used to. Are you still reluctant to leave your house? That's not a problem -- Vinnie's Original Chit-Chat Chicks can do you plenty of good right over the phone. In a time of such global uncertainty, you'll be amazed at the power of a well-chosen word. LONG MAY WE WAVE Americans have faced difficulties in the past and have always triumphed over those difficulties. Our nation stands strong and united once again, firm in its determination to see justice done and normalcy restored. At Vinnie's Original Gentlemen's Clubs, we pledge to do whatever we can. Whatever you want. Vinnie's Original Gentlemen's Clubs -- Serving America's Needs Since 1983
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