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It
was nearly unimaginable back then: Israelis and Palestinians
shaking hands on the White House lawn. It's even harder
to imagine now. Remember September of '93 in this Vintage
Rick!
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Why
do they call it "traveling" if you're standing still?
And can't anyone do something about it? Get moving with
this Seasonal Fave!
Quick on the trigger
As Blackwater Goes Rolling Along
By Rick Horowitz
Over hill, over
dale,
Leave behind a bloody trail,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
We get paid lots of loot,
And we're not afraid to shoot,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
For it's hi! hi! hee!
We're as tough as we can be,
Scaring Iraq is so much fun -- "Fire One!"
So the bullets fly,
And some more civilians die,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
Over months, over years,
We produce a lot of tears,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
We're prepared
for the worst,
So we open fire first,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
For it's yip! yip! yo!
We're forever on the go,
Shouting the words that we love most: "You're toast!"
If they move, they're sunk,
(And we're hardly ever drunk)
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
Down the road, hit the gas,
We'll just knock 'em on their ass,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
Always fast on our feet --
Never mind the one-way street --
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
For it's boom! boom! bang!
We're a very special gang,
We don't have time for wussy fools ("What rules?")
We just do our job,
And destroy another mob,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
Winning hearts, winning minds,
Lock your doors and pull the blinds,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
We're not here to be harmed,
So we travel fully armed,
As Blackwater goes rolling along.
For it's zing! zing! zow!
We're the future starting now,
Leave it to us to do what's right ("Let's fight!")
It's a nasty war,
But we're always up for more,
As Blackwater goes rolling along,
As Blackwater goes rolling along!
Posted 10/2/07. Rick
waxes lyrical -- tell your friends!
Rick Horowitz
