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It
was nearly unimaginable back then: Israelis and Palestinians
shaking hands on the White House lawn. It's even harder
to imagine now. Remember September of '93 in this Vintage
Rick!
NEW seasonal fave
Why
do they call it "traveling" if you're standing still?
And can't anyone do something about it? Get moving with
this Seasonal Fave!
All that stuff!
The Holiday Haul
By Rick Horowitz
Purple
whatsis.
Red silk pajamas.
Almost-red silk bathrobe.
Sort-of-red silk slippers.
Stackable Styrofoam storage bins, assorted sizes.
Five-pound gift bag of holiday oats.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sweatshirt. (Batteries not included.)
Combination electronic lemon peeler and lint remover.
"Tom & Nicole:
Heaven Sent." (In original wrapper.)
iPod oven dock with Thermo-Resist speakers.
Automatic fruit juicer with Pour-Me-One Timer and Clean-It-Urself Pulp
Bucket.
Boxed set: "Collected Presidential Speeches of William Henry Harrison."
$10 gift card for Nick's We-Tow-'Em. (Dayton location only.)
One-year subscription to "Popular Fanatics."
Pickle Me Elmo. (Collectors' Edition.)
7'-by-2' carpet remnant, sunburst orange.
That whistle thing on TV.
Ten-pound gift box of Munchie Mushy Mints. (Emergency Recall Edition.)
"Ferrets for Fun and Profit": Instructional DVD, exercise wheel, room
freshener.
Assorted holiday sausages.
Assorted holiday antacids.
"Favorite Tunes of the Hopping Harmonicats."
6x optical zoom.
Electric foot massager with built-in 8-track "Music Groover."
"The Vagabond Collection": Hotel Towels of the 50 States.
12-inch fruitcake with reinforced-steel display case.
Rick Horowitz
