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The
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have to want that? Here's a
Vintage
Rick with legs!
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They may be ready to rumble
-- but first...
Bill Sings -- But Will He
Sing?
By Rick Horowitz
A darkened stage, the blackness pierced by a
single narrow spotlight. A man appears -- he needs no
introduction. The conductor raises his baton and the music
begins...
Subpoena,
I just got a Ken Starr subpoena,
He wants me under oath,
It's something I'm so loath
To do.
Subpoena,
The last thing I need's a subpoena,
He wants to nail me good,
He'd jail me if he could,
It's true!
Subpoena,
Tell a lie and I'm still a sinner,
Tell the truth and they'll have me for dinner,
Subpoena,
I'll never escape this subpoena.
Subpoena!
Subpoena!
Subpoena! Subpoena!
SUBPOEEEEEE-NA!
SUBPOEEEE-NA!
SUBPOEEEE-NA!
SUBPOEEEE-NA! SUBPOENA!
All we had were some hugs and kisses,
What an awful development this is,
Subpoena,
I'll never escape this subpoena....
Head bowed, the man walks offstage -- but
what's this? From deep in the shadows, another man appears!
His face is also familiar. He strides toward the footlights
as the music swells once more...
Subpoena,
I sent the Big Cheat a subpoena,
This isn't what he planned,
He'll have to raise his hand
For me.
Subpoena,
They dared me to send a subpoena,
There's nothing in my way,
I get to grill him A
To Z!
Subpoena!
After months of delay, it's his turn,
One false step and he's right in the cistern.
Subpoena,
He'll never escape my subpoena.
Subpoena!
Subpoena!
Subpoena! Subpoena!
SUBPOEEEEEE-NA!
SUBPOEEEE-NA!
SUBPOEEEE-NA!
SUBPOEEEE-NA! SUBPOENA!
His behavior was oh-so-risky,
You deserve what you get when you're frisky,
Subpoena,
He'll never escape my...subpoena!
Posted
7/28/98. Fresh stuff right here twice
weekly!
Rick
Horowitz is a syndicated columnist, TV
commentator and public
speaker.
©1998 Rick Horowitz. All rights
reserved.
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