And Here's Another Thing...

By Rick Horowitz

"Fringes rant that trial of McVeigh is cover-up." In the headlines

Isn't it obvious? The whole thing was a setup, start to finish. I'm talking about the biggest, evilest, secretest conspiracy ever put together by the so-called Government of the United States -- and I can see right through it, just using the brains God gave me and some good old-fashioned common sense.

Point One: You have to work backwards. Do you think it's a coincidence that the jury handed down Tim McVeigh's death sentence on Friday the 13th? You know the feds were timing it for maximum impact. But to make it come out on exactly the right day like that, they had to know exactly how long the jury was going to be "deliberating." And they had to know which way the jury was going to decide, on the penalty part and on the guilty part. How did they know?

And why do you think that federal judge wanted to keep the jury's identity such a secret? You think those jurors couldn't have been federal agents themselves? Just remember: The verdict was unanimous. What does that tell you?

Point Two: the so-called bombing. Even before Oklahoma City, the government was desperate for an excuse to crack down on the militias, to keep us from standing up for our rights as citizens. If they couldn't do it any other way, why not use a bomb? They do that kind of thing all the time.

One simple question: On April 19, 1995, who owned more explosives, Tim McVeigh or the federal government?

Point Three: The so-called "trial." Have you ever seen a more pitiful display in your life? If you didn't know better, you'd think McVeigh's lawyers were trying to lose. His court-appointed lawyers.

So let's use those brains, OK? The court is part of the government, isn't it? The lawyers were hired by the court, weren't they? Get past all the legal mumbo jumbo and what do you have? McVeigh's lawyers were working for the government! Which explains...

Point Four: Where were the black helicopters? Not only did McVeigh's "defenders" never show the jury a single picture of the United Nations Citizen Suppression Black Helicopter Fleet, but they didn't even try to get the New World Order Invasion Plan admitted into evidence. Didn't they have a copy? I could have sent them mine, and plenty of pictures, too. They're a little blurry, but they're better than nothing.

Point Five: Remember "John Doe No. 2"? Why didn't we hear more about "John Doe No. 2" during the trial? I finally figured it out. Not only is "John Doe No. 2" an alias, it's also a plural -- it's really like saying "John Does." So you take the letters "J-O-H-N-D-O-E-S" and what do you have hiding there? You have the name "J-O-N-E-S," every single letter in the exact order! And who was McVeigh's top lawyer? Stephen Jones.

That leaves the letters "H-D-O," which is probably some kind of code.

Meanwhile -- Point Six -- the lawyer who argued most of the death-penalty part for McVeigh was named "Burr," which only happens to be the exact same name as a former famous U.S. Vice President who was once tried for treason.

Point Seven: If you're still wondering about the so-called loyalties of McVeigh's lawyers, just think about this: The aliens that landed in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 are 50 years older (earth years) right now than they were back then. And if you add 50 years to Stephen Jones' age in 1947, he'll be the exact same age he is right now. Just another coincidence?

It all adds up. This whole government plot -- the bombing, the deaths, the trial -- had only one goal: making us all look bad. Tim McVeigh had no more to do with Oklahoma City than the man in the moon!

In fact -- Last Point -- Tim McVeigh had less to do with Oklahoma City than the man in the moon. Have you looked at the moon lately? Just count the number of craters on the side facing the earth some night, then dial that same number in Washington, D.C. (area code 202). You'll get "Gertie's Gas & Snack Shack" -- that's what they say, anyway.

I rest my case.

 6/20/97