From 1999:

A New Millennium? Don't Touch That Dial! (12/30/99)

Creative TV in the new millennium

Did Somebody Say, "Batter Up!"? (12/28/99)

Another end-of-the-century list?

Phone Male Drives Him Off the Straight and Narrow (12/23/99)

Rick's got cops at his front door!

Cutting the Campaign Down to Sighs (12/21/99)

Gore has all the moves

Dot-Com, All Ye Faithful... (12/19/99)

Christmas favorites, slightly altered

All Those in Favor of Jesus... (12/14/99)

Jesus comes to Iowa

Mr. Politics Doesn't Pussyfoot Around (12/11/99)

The candidates need advice

Take My Flat Tax -- Please! (12/07/99)

Funny Forbes?

In Iowa, It's Up Close and Personal (12/03/99)

In Iowa, it's candidate overload

Playing the Numbers Game -- Again? (11/30/99)

Time for a millennial recount?

She's Running -- You Got a Problem With That? (11/25/99)

Hillary says she's running

Spreading the Dirt, Quietly (11/23/99)

Quietly, the rumors spread

He Rolled Out the Barrels -- But Why? (11/19/99)

Deception on the highway

Staying on Top is a Tall Order (11/16/99)

Bradley has hoop stars. Gore tries to rebound.

Was It Something They Said? (11/12/99)

On issues that matter, voters prefer the Democrats

There's Something About a Man in Uniform (11/9/99)

Clinton calls military service a "plus" for candidates

"Gay Panic" Defense? Get Ready for These. (11/6/99)

Somebody else's fault

It's All a Confidence Game (11/2/99)

Candidates reek confidence. Or not.

Living Like Champs (10/30/99)

If life were like the Yankees...

Nice Girl. (Large Purse.) (10/26/99)

The Reform Party -- suddenly popular

Take Me Out to the Banal Game (10/22/99)

A ballpark full of cliches

Service With a Shrug (10/19/99)

Somebody's going through your bags

What a Tangled Web (Site) They Weave (10/15/99)

Flash from Philip Morris: Smoking causes cancer

Suddenly, Gore's Just a Wild and Crazy Guy (10/12/99)

Gore Tries a Makeover

Who likes Republicans? (10/7/99)

Bush bashes his own

Mistakes Were Made (But Not by Him) (10/5/99)

Somebody else made some big mistakes

Searching for That Missing Twang (10/1/99)

Gore shakes things up

Gone but Not (Snicker) Forgotten (9/28/99)

Quayle bails

Anyone Can Play! Anyone Can Win! (9/24/99)

Vote for them, they're famous

There's a Word for It -- Unfortunately (9/22/99)

Another day, another shooting

Gore Is Sore. GOP Can't Stand Pat. (9/17/99)

Front-runners have problems, too

A Few Steps Short of a Hit (9/14/99)

Looking for TV's next big thing

Bush Is Just Kidding -- But for How Long? (9/11/99)

George W. Bush thinks small

The Farthest Thing from Their Minds (9/7/99)

Clemency for Puerto Rican separatists?

If You Had a Hammer... (9/4/99)

Man swings hammer. Police fire guns.

You've Never Seen Such Appreciation! (8/31/99)

The rich get richer

They've Got Excuses to Burn (8/27/99)

The FBI and Waco: The story changes

Life in the Northbound Lane (8/24/99)

Vacation travel takes a whole new turn

Just Call Him "Straw Man" (8/20/99)

Iowa's got one -- why shouldn't Rick?

Other People's Money (8/17/99)

The Clintons in debt -- and you can help!

The Bird is the Word (7/30/99)

An emu on the loose

Woodstock Vet Says, "Thanks for the Help" (7/27/99)

Woodstock goes bad -- he feels good

Getting in on the Action (7/23/99)

The latest stop on the grieving circuit

Making Up is Hard to Do (7/20/99)

Clinton and Gore try to patch things up

The Shirt Off Her Back (7/16/99)

"Soccer Babes": Who's hot, who's not

Economic Fixer, Miracle Elixir... (7/13/99)

Republicans want tax cuts -- again.

"A Pleasure to Be (Here)" (7/9/99)

Hillary goes on a "Listening Tour"

Prized Possessions, a Dollar and Up (7/6/99)

It's Tag Sale Madness!

Money Talks? Money Shouts! (7/2/99)

George W. cleans up

Thanks for Coming. Now Go. (6/29/99)

Senator Bill from Arkansas?

Another Sound of the Season: "Don't Bug Me!" (6/25/99)

Bug zappers get zapped

This Guy Has All the Answers (6/22/99)

When liberals forced God from the schools

Breaking Out is Hard to Do (6/18/99)

Gore is running -- away from Clinton

They Don't Get No Respect! (6/15/99)

Russia grabs the airport

Peace Deal: It's All a Question of Timing (6/11/99)

Kosovo peace? Here's the real timetable

Wag the Dog? Or...? (6/10/99)

John Kasich, till the last dog dies

Cagey. Very Cagey. (6/4/99)

The secret lives of pandas

Da Vinci Gets the Brush-off (6/1/99)

Restoring "The Last Supper"

Once Upon a NATO (5/28/99)

Keeping the alliance properly aligned

Taken to the Cleaners (5/25/99)

American secrets, Chinese spies

Public Spaces, Private Faces (5/22/99)

Flying backward

Are We Having Fun Yet? (5/17/99)

Gore tries to loosen up

Falling Apart? Already? (5/14/99)

His new computer is falling apart!

Bombing Woes? Call in the Specialists (5/11/99)

NATO bombs the Chinese Embassy

This Bunch Really Has an Edge (5/7/99)

It's not just guns, you know

Let Us Pray? No Way. (5/4/99)

Jackson goes in, prisoners come out

A Boy. A Girl. An Arsenal. (4/30/99)

After Columbine: Why did she buy the guns?

The Right to Bear Grudges (4/27/99)

The NRA goes to Denver

Such a Pleasant Place (4/24/99)

Teen turmoil, teen violence

...As in "Bore" (4/21/99)

Blaming Gore for Clinton?

Distinguished Hair -- So What? (4/16/99)

For Quayle, a little gray goes a long way

Gentlemen, Start Your Ratchets (4/13/99)

Ground troops in Kosovo?

Classified Information (4/9/99)

Kosovo: Agony in agate type

Behold the Fair (and Bare) Melissa (4/6/99)

The "Melissa" virus as a crime of passion?

The Serbs Aren't Playing Around (4/2/99)

NATO bombs, Serbia yawns

Young and in Love -- with Money (3/30/99)

Teen investors play the market

Mad About the Boys (3/26/99)

Making war for Kosovo

And (Almost) Nothing but the Truth (3/23/99)

Honest Clinton? It all adds up

A Man Has His Limits (3/19/99)

Term limits: the time has come

Gore Gaffe? It Is to Laugh. (3/16/99)

Gore says he's Mr. Internet

You Heard It First Right Here! (3/12/99)

The latest news from the Tongue in Cheek network

Fast Food? They Like It Faster All the Time (3/9/99)

There's nothing like a home-cooked meal

Monica Flashy? It All Depends (3/4/99)

Monica tries subtlety

Trying Not to Rub It In (3/2/99)

Turning the tables on the IRS

A Very Cross Examination (2/26/99)

Microsoft on the defensive

His Hat. The Ring. Why Not? (2/23/99)

Who for Senate?

Did You Hear the One About the Kung Pao Chicken? (2/19/99)

Selling laughs in a foreign land

Life Goes On -- Blah! (2/16/99)

Adjusting to life after impeachment

No Hard Feelings (2/12/99)

Bill Clinton won't forget -- or forgive

Extra! Extra! Read All About Him! (2/10/99)

Passed over by Oscar

Findings of Fury (2/5/99)

Fighting over "findings of fact"

He Wouldn't Dream of Intruding (2/2/99)

Ken Starr keeps pushing

This Way to the Egress (1/30/99)

Endgame, endgame -- who's got an endgame?

Brother, What a Mess! (1/26/99)

Republicans battle Republicans over impeachment

Olympic Rings: Expensive Things (1/22/99)

The International Olympic Committee -- nice work if you can get it

The Gang That Wouldn't Shoot Straight (1/19/99)

Senate Democrats are hard to satisfy

Making Michael Michael (1/14/99)

Michael Jordan says goodbye

Battle Lines Tomorrow, Comity Tonight (1/12/99)

The Senate wants it over

You Want Speedy? He'll Give You Speedy (1/8/99)

The Senate wants it over

There's the Safe Answer, and There's the Right Answer. (1/5/99)

Nixon at night

The News is Good. The News is Sweet. (1/1/99)

Candy is good for you?!

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