For Summer Travel:

"Rubbernecking Has Him Hot Under the Collar"

For the Olympics:

"One Winter Game Leaves Him Cold"

For the Swell Daze of Christmas:

"Have Yourself a PC Little Christmas"

For Summer Fun:

"The Bad News is Lake Ooze"

For the Off-Season:

"The Third "B" is for "Boring"

For Summer Travel:

"Where the Goats Are"

For Ringing in the New Year:

"When the Ball Comes Down, Clarisse"

For Post Thanksgiving:

"After the Butterball is Over"

For Sneezin' Season:

"Nothing to Sneeze At? Says Who?"

For Late Summer Doldrums:

"August, long and boring"

For Family Vacations:

"Hurry Up and Relax"

For Daylight Saving Time:

"Sundown: Still a Sure Thing"

For the Coming of Spring:

"Buy ten, get one free"

For Valentine's Day:

"Missing out on love"

For Elvis's birthday:

"Eating the way Elvis did"

For the holidays:

"A holiday tradition: the family letter"

For those Nobel Prizes:

"Nobel winners you may have missed"

For hurricane time:

"Weather Channel: The worse it is, the better they like it."

For those midsummer uglies:

"And the Living Is Easy"

For flags and bombs bursting in air:

"Fireworks on the Fourth"

For Prom Time:

"Teen dreams, teen schemes"

For Bunny Time:

"It's a jungle out there!"

For Oscar Time:

"The triumph and tragedy of Tinseltown"

For Major Flakes:

"Can you dig it? Do you have to?"

For Valentine's Day:

"This lovebird is out on a limb."

For the New Year:

"A new year, a new batch of excuses"

For the Holidays:

"Making the family playoffs"

For Turkey Day:

"Ruffling some Thanksgiving feathers"

For the Nobel Prizes:

"The not-so-Nobel prizes"

For the State Fair:

"All is Fare at the Fair"

For Those Hot Ones!

"That Late-night sizzle"

For 4th of July:

"Let the fireworks begin!"

For Graduation:

"Most likely to..."

For Dandelion Time:

"The Lawn Ranger hides again"

For Tax Time:

"Audit!"

For Spring Training:

"Working on the little things"

For Winter Blahs:

"Relief is just a sniff away"